Daily things that was said and done in my household
Got this from a random internet site.
You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now.
Your parents start singing when drunk.
Your parents think church is a social event.- SO true
"No-Rae-Bang" is a common household word.
Everyone asks if you're Chinese.
Your parents think anything goes with rice.
"Glue? Use rice, it’s better"
Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily.- and watches 3 videos in a roll
Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you.
Your parents yell your korean name REAL loud in public places.
You think ramen is the fifth food group.-with cheese is actually yummy
You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food.
Your family owns a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or grocery store.
Your mother has a short haired, curly perm.
You ask your parents help on your math homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you about how they knew it in 4th grade.
You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
You've had a bowl haircut in one part in your life.
You've had to sit through karaoke videos with ugly asian women attempting to dance in a temple or park.
You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs.- actually some are yummy
Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah) every time someone calls you.
Your parents insist you marry someone Korean.
People see a bunch of scribble on chopsticks and ask you to translate.
Your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway, it’s good for you."- or say eat this...it will make you prettier or thinner
Your parents have either forced you to play the piano, violin, or both.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and other strange smelling substances for medicine.
Your parents read about some super nerd who has no life and got in the paper for scoring highest in the SAT’s and ask why you can't be more like him.
When you go to buffets, your parents make you eat until you think you're going to hurl, and even after you do, they say, "good, eat more."
- yells at me becuase I placed bread, noodles instead of expensive food items such as king crab legs and all you can eat shrimps.
Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy.
After you're get off the phone with someone from the opposite sex, your parents will start interrogating you about that person (except the last one). You'll talk to someone from the opposite sex two days in a row, and your parents immediately think there's something going on.
You bring home straight As, and your parents say, "So? You're supposed to get that!"
You have a container full of Kim-Chee in your fridge right now.
Your parents start singing when drunk.
Your parents think church is a social event.- SO true
"No-Rae-Bang" is a common household word.
Everyone asks if you're Chinese.
Your parents think anything goes with rice.
"Glue? Use rice, it’s better"
Your mom rents korean soap operas and watches them daily.- and watches 3 videos in a roll
Sleeping on the floor is nothing new to you.
Your parents yell your korean name REAL loud in public places.
You think ramen is the fifth food group.-with cheese is actually yummy
You have to translate for your parents when ordering fast food.
Your family owns a dry cleaning place, liquor store, or grocery store.
Your mother has a short haired, curly perm.
You ask your parents help on your math homework and 2 hours later they're still lecturing you about how they knew it in 4th grade.
You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry.
You've had a bowl haircut in one part in your life.
You've had to sit through karaoke videos with ugly asian women attempting to dance in a temple or park.
You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hotdogs.- actually some are yummy
Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors.
You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah) every time someone calls you.
Your parents insist you marry someone Korean.
People see a bunch of scribble on chopsticks and ask you to translate.
Your parents simply cut off the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway, it’s good for you."- or say eat this...it will make you prettier or thinner
Your parents have either forced you to play the piano, violin, or both.
You have rocks, sticks, leaves, deer antlers, and other strange smelling substances for medicine.
Your parents read about some super nerd who has no life and got in the paper for scoring highest in the SAT’s and ask why you can't be more like him.
When you go to buffets, your parents make you eat until you think you're going to hurl, and even after you do, they say, "good, eat more."
- yells at me becuase I placed bread, noodles instead of expensive food items such as king crab legs and all you can eat shrimps.
Your parents never participated in the "American" traditions of Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy.
After you're get off the phone with someone from the opposite sex, your parents will start interrogating you about that person (except the last one). You'll talk to someone from the opposite sex two days in a row, and your parents immediately think there's something going on.
You bring home straight As, and your parents say, "So? You're supposed to get that!"
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